"I'm Calling in Sick Today" — Natural Soy Candle (8 oz)

You Deserve a Day Off. Light This and Make It Official.

Some days, the most productive thing you can do is absolutely nothing. The "I'm Calling in Sick Today" candle is your permission slip — handcrafted with 100% natural soy wax, a phthalate-free fragrance oil, and an eco-friendly wick that burns clean for 30+ hours of guilt-free relaxation.

Made with American-grown soybeans, this candle burns cleaner and longer than traditional paraffin candles — producing less soot and leaving your air fresher. Because if you're going to fake a sick day, at least breathe clean air while you do it.

Why Soy?

• Cleaner burn with less smoke and soot
• Longer-lasting than paraffin candles
• Biodegradable & renewable — made from American-grown soybeans
• Better for you, your home, and the planet

Why Phthalate-Free?

Phthalates are synthetic chemicals often used in fragrances that may affect indoor air quality. Our phthalate-free fragrance oils ensure a safer, healthier burn — especially for those with sensitivities or allergies.

Candle Care

• Allow to burn 2–4 hours on first use for best scent throw
• Trim wick to ¼ inch before each burn
• Burn away from drafts; keep out of reach of children and pets

8 oz | 30+ hour burn time | Phthalate-free fragrance | Eco-friendly wick