"I Just Fired Myself" — Natural Soy Candle (8 oz)

Best Boss Decision You've Ever Made.

You hired yourself. You worked yourself to the bone. And now? You've made the executive decision to fire yourself for the evening. The "I Just Fired Myself" candle is your severance package — 30+ hours of clean, comforting fragrance to celebrate your newfound freedom from your own to-do list.

Handcrafted with 100% natural soy wax, a phthalate-free fragrance oil, and an eco-friendly lead-free wick. Burns cleaner and longer than paraffin. Because you deserve better — from your candles and from yourself.

Why Soy?

• Cleaner burn with less smoke and soot
• Longer-lasting than paraffin candles
• Biodegradable & renewable — made from American-grown soybeans
• Better for you, your home, and the planet

Candle Care

• Allow to burn 2–4 hours on first use for best scent throw
• Trim wick to ¼ inch before each burn
• Burn away from drafts; keep out of reach of children and pets

8 oz | 30+ hour burn time | Phthalate-free fragrance | Eco-friendly wick